I am not afraid of you, and I will beat your ass

That's exactly what this guy is saying. Tracy Porter - ladies and gentlemen, what can I say? Thank Christ (or Elijah, if you're Jeremy or Craig) we drafted him. Payton kept Jason "Toast" David out of the game (Jesus has been hard at work on our behalf), and had the new #22 playing for most, if not all, of week one's game against the Tampa Bay Fuccaneers. He harried Antonio Bryant all day: batted balls, waylaying at the line, you name it. Silence from Herr Bryant.

And Randall Gay? Yats will make fun of that name forever, Brah, but they will love him for shutting down Joey Galloway all day long. Galloway is historically one of the worst Saint-killers, getting 9 touchdowns in the last 8 games between the two teams: frightening. But look at him here - completely fucked. Not only does he have Randy G about to strangle him, he will likely be Pelé'd forthwith by Kevin Kaesviharn. We have a secondary for the first time since the Dome Patrol. Boudreaux is freezing in Hell.



Let's hope it holds up.